Why HOTmilk

Now, being a modern man you want to spoil the special lady of your life 'cause she deserves it. After all she is carrying your progeny right? And in a few short months or weeks she’s going to... never mind... one thing at a time. Or perhaps the stork has already flown and delivered your beautiful bundle of joy into your now fully inverted though infinitely enriched world. Well look there’s plenty of good reasons to spoil your special lady - birthday, Valentines, anniversary (oops) or you’re just trying to dig your way back out of the dog box. But hey, to be fair you don’t need a reason, 'cause you're a man, and a man’s purpose is to buy women stuff.

So you’re up for the challenge but just not sure how to go about it? Well, you got the first bit right all on your lonesome. You found HOTmilk!

When a woman’s body gets hijacked by a baby it changes. Things swell. Sometimes most things and quite often for the better. But existing clothes and lingerie just don’t quite cut the mustard any more and more than ever, comfort and a good fit become crucial for her. Then there’re things like how she doesn’t want bras with wires in them because they can inhibit milk production, stitching or seams across the nipples are to be avoided cause that can irritate the more increasingly sensitive bits and then she’ll need quick release clips at the front for easy access... for breastfeeding.

Now with that kind of knowledge under your belt you’re a blimmin’ champ already. Even some women still don’t know all that stuff. Now with HOTmilk Lingerie you have all these important highly technical bases covered plus it all comes in a package that really ain’t too hard on the eye either.
Nice one HOTmilk! Now I can see what all the fuss is about!

To be fair, the biggest challenge before you is getting the size right. Too small and she’ll think she’s fat. Too big and she’ll think that you think she’s fat... and you’re (back) in the dog box.

Best place to start is to sneak a peek in her knicker drawer... like you haven’t before. Now the secret here, other than not getting caught, by pretty much anyone, is to pick a bra that she is wearing currently and that fits her well and that she’s not already bursting out of. This may require you to pay more attention, conducting even more painstaking research, like checking her out next time she’s wandering about the house in her smalls... like you haven’t before.

So back in the knicker drawer check out the size tags. With bra sizes the number is her rib-cage circumference or 'under-bust' and the letter represents her breast or ‘cup’ size. Now bear in mind that when a woman gets in the motherly way she usually will go up at least one cup size from what she normally is. (Yeh, nice one!)

Now make note of the sizes. And write it down - yeah you know you need to.

Look, if you’re getting really stuck, just grab one or two, shove ’em in your back pocket and head on down to the store. Discreetly of course.

Or you could also enlist inside help by requesting a close female friend’s consultation. Choose your ally carefully though. They can be crap at keeping secrets from each other.

Rumor has it chicks and blokes appreciate fancy knickers for different reasons. Apparently women like how it makes them feel good about themselves. Men like... well yeah you know exactly what you like and the motives are slightly different aye. So when choosing a style use your other brain and consider what colours and styles she likes. Eg: Maybe don’t buy her a colour she never wears and if she doesn’t wear thongs currently then maybe get her the bikini panties or some of them french knickers instead.

If she has already done her HOTmilk shopping for maternity lingerie (three sets is a good starting point to get her through) then you‘ve also got HOTmilk’s nighties, cami’s and PJ’s to spoil her with. Check out HOTmilk’s collections pages to get an idea of all the options on offer.

Now once you’ve got a plan, write it down - yep, you do know you need to.

Look, it takes a certain kind of man to walk into a panty shop and browse the frillies and not feel like a right plonker. You just need to tell yourself ’I am that kind of man! Or at least I wanna be, damn it!’ Just remember, the sales ladies are there to help and they’re on your side. Now don’t be intimidated by their superior wealth of knowledge in this department. That’s their job. Although they could no doubt whip your butt on lingerie quiz night you’d clearly have the upper hand when it came to lifting heavy objects, swinging a chain saw or peeing while standing. Further understanding your manly limitations they’ll probably even gift-wrap it for you too with pretty bows and stuff you’d never think of. But remember to keep the receipt so they can be exchanged in case you didn’t manage to ace it first time round.

So yeh you are that kind of a man, or at least wanna be, but there are no shops stocking HOTmilk in your area (crying shame!). Well in that case you’ve got a raft of online stores to choose from on the HOTmilk stockists page. Without the help of the sales girls you’ll be flying solo here so getting the size right might be a tad more perilous. Just check their returns policy in case you totally screw it up. See if they gift-wrap too - yeah something else you’d probably screw up.

Dude, don’t be. Won’t be the first or last time. Just ask her, she’ll tell ya. Hey, at the end of the day it’s the thought that counts right so you’ll undoubtedly still score brownie points for trying. She’ll love you for having a crack at it and you’ll still succeed in making her feel well and truly fussed about. Ultimately, you can’t lose.

So blunder on forth with great confidence! Just remember to keep the receipt. It’s your insurance policy for her, and hence your, happiness.

...And the real beauty of HOTmilk lingerie?
It’s the gift that gives back – if you know what I mean!